do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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