he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We are two peas in an std pod
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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