My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Do you have feelings for this penis?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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