god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Someone signed my nipple.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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