i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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