Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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