Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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