can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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