grinding to god bless the USA? really?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment