You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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