Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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