make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You know, be my cock's hype man.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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