did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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