My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I still have a little drunk in my system
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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