i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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