I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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