Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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