what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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