My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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