first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
he puts the penis in happiness.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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