All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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