At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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