Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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