Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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