If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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