My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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