You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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