I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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