dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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