This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She tied me up with her honor cords...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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