Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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