Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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