...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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