She said her name was "party"
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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