We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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