yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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