rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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