I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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