Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Your tits are I can't wait for
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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