you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
