i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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foreskin is a definite game changer
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??