I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions