she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.