he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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