i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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