i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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