Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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