ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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