loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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