What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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