it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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