Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Can I color on your dick again?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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