Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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