I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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