You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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