Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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