I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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